What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Parking Space Jokes More Parking Space Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.