Good One Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"