What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.