What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off