What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.