What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.