What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."