What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.