What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.