Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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People could see right through him.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.