Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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A Piecycle.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

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Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.