What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs