Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.