What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.