What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.