What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays