What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.