What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy