What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.