What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy