What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy