Fjord Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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4 or 5.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it