What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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