What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that