What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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Vote!

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Fi-Do!

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.