What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.