What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.