Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.