What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.