What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.