What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !