What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.