Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.