Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.