What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.