What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.