What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.