What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

ele-font

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Christler Jokes More Christler Jokes

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

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