What kind of car does god drive?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

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What kind of car does god drive?

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