What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .