Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.