Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.