Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast