Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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A receding hare line!

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

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They prefer to use Norse code.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.