What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Because they are really good at it.

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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A symphony

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A salt rifle.

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They're all in jail.

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Cell Phones.

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Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !