How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab