How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.