What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!