How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"