How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.