How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !