How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you