What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas