Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.