Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.