What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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I missed you

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Because they always double Czech their work!

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.