What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Make it Tso's Number One."

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."