What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.