What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!