What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.