What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.