What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.