Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...