How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey