What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!