What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito