What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh