What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Those are the wrong Sais.

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An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

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The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle