What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard