What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..