What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.