Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Dinosore Jokes More Dinosore Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Drunk Man Jokes More Drunk Man Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.