Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.