Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.