Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Ugly Man Jokes More Ugly Man Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !