What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.