What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...