What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.