Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.