Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.