Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates, pirates ?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.