What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.