What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!