Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.