Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Spasm Jokes More Spasm Jokes

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

Bladder Problem Jokes More Bladder Problem Jokes

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.