Twitch Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..