What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad