What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think