What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light